Rowing Enthusiast's Humor Pillows

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

Man struggling to row,

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

Fishing Holes

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Pet Cone

A boy boasting of his strength

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"And in an amazing development today, Oxford has failed to qualify for the boat race."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'Now cut that out!'

"What do you want to be when you row up?"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

Columbia College Crew Wins at Henley Regatta

It's a new low! He's getting his mum to draw cows now!

"And when you're not working, you can make use of the Gym."