Rowing Pillows

A vampire in a canoe.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Too many coxes.

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

'Who's the new guy?'

Wrong leadership.

'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

Wrong leadership.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Stroke!'

Fat Coxswain.

Rowing machine on a river.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

Rowing

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'I'm disappointed in you Walter. All these years and I find out you've been faking your screams of agony!'

'The boss is beginning to notice me.'

A day at the races

The dream works when the team works

Gondola Exercise

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'I'll take you for a row on the river Mother, when the weather's better!'

'What really burns me up...they made us buy tickets.'

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

Boardroom rowing teamwork

'No! You're a back-seat driver!' 'No! You're a back-seat driver!'

'Well, men, we lost another one, but are we discouraged? Heck, no!'

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'