Rowing Gifts

A vampire in a canoe.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Too many coxes.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

'Who's the new guy?'

Wrong leadership.

'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'

Stroke! Stroke! Purr, purr, purr...

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke!'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

Fat Coxswain.

Rowing machine on a river.

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

Rowing

'I'm disappointed in you Walter. All these years and I find out you've been faking your screams of agony!'

'The boss is beginning to notice me.'

"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

A day at the races

"It's not a paid position but I'm gaining invaluable experience of the rowing sector."

'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'

'Well, men, we lost another one, but are we discouraged? Heck, no!'

A Great Idea.

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Gondola Exercise

'I'll take you for a row on the river Mother, when the weather's better!'