Rowing Coach Gifts

Too many coxes.

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Rowing trainer

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

The Universities Boat-Race

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Now cut that out!'

Fish with Oars.

Whale.

Studio 7 Oar-ditions: Oars lined up for an audition at a movie studio.

The summertime sport

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Time Is Money

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

The trauma of losing.

A vampire in a canoe.

Back to school.

A day at the races

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team