Fishing Coach Gifts

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

The Other Cooperstown

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'