Fishing Coach Gifts

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The Other Cooperstown

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'