Fishing Strategist Gifts

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Submarine Hunter.

'How was your luck, dear?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Naval Power of England and France

'Go fish.'

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

The Evolution of fish

"I don't know. Some swear by worms, others say minnows work best. I try not to get caught up in all the hype."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Navy games.

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

Fishing

Limit your results by. . .

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

"Today's objective is the genetically modified corn in this quadrant!"

"Tell Boris to come back with another more conciliatory proposal ..."

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

That's just cheating!

'I warned Leonard - be careful. The deer in these woods are clever and unpredictable.'

Swifted