Quirky Fishing Strategist Gifts

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Fishing and new technologies

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork; Moscowitz, you'll be my eyes and ears."