Rowing Coach Pillows

Too many coxes.

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Rowing trainer

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

The Universities Boat-Race

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'Now cut that out!'

Fish with Oars.

Whale.

Studio 7 Oar-ditions: Oars lined up for an audition at a movie studio.

The summertime sport

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Reach for the Star.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Time Is Money

Go! Means NOW!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'