Rowers Gifts

'What really burns me up...they made us buy tickets.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Still, we're lucky to have jobs.'

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Lazy Rower.

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

Oar-tobahn.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

Viking Funeral

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home