Gentle Rower Gifts

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

A vampire in a canoe.

Ice fisher.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

Oar-tobahn.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Man struggling to row,

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Wrong leadership.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Pet Cone

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.