Gentle Rower T-Shirts

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

A vampire in a canoe.

Ice fisher.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Rowing machine on a river.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Wow, the current is strong today. It reminds meof the championship race backwhen I was at Yale. Did I mention I rowed at Yale?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Oar-tobahn.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Man struggling to row,

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

Wrong leadership.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Pet Cone

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

A boy boasting of his strength