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'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Whale Piñata.

Piñata Walk

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

How Piñatas Are Born