Candy Connoisseur Of The Sea T-Shirts

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Future Wrestler

Whale Piñata.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'