Candy Connoisseur Of The Sea Mugs

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Too much sugar."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

"Trail mix?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Future Wrestler

Whale Piñata.

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'