Candy Connoisseurs Mugs

'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

Pastries and Candy

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."