Candy Connoisseurs Mugs

'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

Chocolates. This is where I keep the good stuff!

Pastries and Candy

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."