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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Bumble Bee

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."