Cotton Candy Connoisseur T-Shirts

Cotton candy

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

Bumble Bee

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Bats with blankets.