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Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Vincent Van Goat.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Curtains haberdashery

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Artist painting a dancer.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college