Cloth Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Muslin Fundamentalists.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Anorak anoraks'.

"That shirt is so last year."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Curtains haberdashery

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'How does this one feel?'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."