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"Is there anybody there?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

My first mistake.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Cross-country knitting.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

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'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Salsa on a Stick.

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

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