Cotton Candy Adventurer Gifts

"Is there anybody there?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

My first mistake.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Cross-country knitting.

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

Cotton candy

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

World's Best Mom. . .

Salsa on a Stick.

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

Does this chocolate taste a bit cheesy to you

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

Elephant Uses Candy Floss as Cotton Bud.

Rainbow. A hairdresser gives a client a very colourful hairstyle.

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'