Cotton Candy Enthusiast Gifts

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'Okay. No one's looking.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Pastries and Candy

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'