Cotton Aficionado Gifts

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Happy now?'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Sportknitting

Perspective

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I love every single one of these."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.