Cotton Enthusiast Gifts

'The Queen of Industry; Or, The New South'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

String Theory for Beginners.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'