Cotton Enthusiast Mugs

'The Queen of Industry; Or, The New South'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

String Theory for Beginners.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Genetic Manipulation

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting