Ocean Candy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Bubble gum leaves

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'I blame global warming!'

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie