Ocean Candy Enthusiast Pillows

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Too much sugar."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

When laundry ruled the waves.

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bubble gum leaves

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth