Ocean Lover At Heart Pillows

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

A Preschool of Fish

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf