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'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Blue Upright

Fishing Holes

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'