Gentle Angler Gifts

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Sorry'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'