Little Angler Gifts

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Blue Upright

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.