Little Angler Pillows

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Fishing in a neighbour's pond.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Blue Upright

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'