Tiny Angler Pillows

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Need anything today?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Fishing Holes

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'