Miniature Angler Pillows

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Statue fishing.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'