Armchair Angler Pillows

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Fishermen

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."