Edge-of-the-seat Angler Pillows

Ice fisherman fails to notice that he has gone adrift.

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fisherman

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Indoor Ice Fishing.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'