Young Angler Gifts

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Fishing Camp.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'