Little Anglers Gifts

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

Children swimming.

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

No Fear.

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

Road Buddies