Learner Angler Gifts

Fishing Learner

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Fishing Contest

Statue fishing.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Fishing Camp.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'First time fly fishing?'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home