Learner Angler Pillows

Fishing Learner

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Fishing Contest

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Fishing Camp.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home