Novice Angler Pillows

Flyfishing for dummies.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

'First time using a baitcaster?'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

My First Boat

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Beginner's luck."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Fishing Camp.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Set Sail

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment