Serious Angler Pillows

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fishing Camp.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

'First time fly fishing?'