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'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Unselfish by nature - he delights to show the novice where the big chub cruise...and where the best pike lie.

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

No 2 Hook

'First time fly fishing?'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."