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'The computer says to use a purple auger-tail with silver flecks.'

Eskimo ice fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'