Modern Angler Gifts

'The computer says to use a purple auger-tail with silver flecks.'

Eskimo ice fishing.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

Fishing Camp.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'