Professional Angler Pillows

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fishing and new technologies

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Fishing Contest

Statue fishing.

'He did it for us.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'First time fly fishing?'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"My fish locator sent me."