Professional Angler Pillows

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing and new technologies

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He did it for us.'

Fishing Contest

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Statue fishing.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Fishing Camp.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"My fish locator sent me."

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'First time fly fishing?'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'