Passionate Angler Pillows

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'He did it for us.'

Statue fishing.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Blue Upright

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Uh-oh, Ben, reminber that guy you told to 'Get rid of that coffee grinder and learn how to fly fish?' Well...'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'First time fly fishing?'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."