Enthusiastic Angler Pillows

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Fishing Camp.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

No 2 Hook

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

Jesus fishing and walking on water.