Mini Angler Gifts

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Ice fisher.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Fishing and new technologies

'Bored?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Statue fishing.

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'