Mini Angler Gifts

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Ice fisher.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fishing and new technologies

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Statue fishing.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Fishing Terms: Fish's Window

'The reason I didn't tell you I wanted to go fishing was because I wanted to go fishing.'