Auto Angler Gifts

Fishing from car floating in the water.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'Sorry'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Statue fishing.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Fishing without a license.

"Sandpipers."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'