Angler Enthusiast Gifts

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

Fishing without a license.

'Fine. But next time, I get first dibs.'

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

Hook to Gut

'Have you thought about getting rid of your land line?'

"You should have seen the one I got away from . . . he was huge!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fishing for complements

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Reverse psychology

Fish talking about fisherman

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Couple of Pikeys.